Wednesday, 17 December 2014

Friday, 12 December 2014

alfabank -- obsos

alfabank samosto9tel'no podklyu4aet platnye uslugi s besplatnym pervym mes9cem kak kakoy-nt' mts. a potom nujno topat' v otdelenie s pasportom i otklyu4at'? neploxo.

Saturday, 29 November 2014

Friday, 28 November 2014

brestska9 xlebna9 palo4ka

obnarujen davno nevidanny instrument dl9 proverki svejesti xleba


Tuesday, 18 November 2014

Saturday, 15 November 2014

por9dok

belarusy o4en' disciplinirovanny narod. tam mojno vz9t' i zakryt' perexod.


Friday, 14 November 2014

Thursday, 13 November 2014

brestkie xlamovniki

za krasivymi domami vdol' dorog skryvayuts9 poxojie dvuxetajnye postroyki s mnojestvom dverok i bez okon. navernoe, brest4ane tam xran9t svoi zapasy i velosipedy.


Wednesday, 12 November 2014

Monday, 10 November 2014

rjdewe4ka

social'na9 set' rjdewe4ka. vot govny soba4'i. pri tom, 4to 9vivwis' na vokzal za 4as mojno ne uspet' nape4atat' bilet, potomu 4to terminaly ele wevel9ts9 i prosto vyrubayuts9, a bez registracii v poezd ne pust9t.

a poltergeyst vnezapno otkryvaet okna

Friday, 19 September 2014

majordomo.ru -- juki

berut tys94u rubley za perexod na bolee vygodny dl9 klienta tarif. ili je mojno rastorgnut' stary dogovor i zaklyu4it' novy, potrativ sily i vrem9 na registraciyu, perenos dannyx i nastroek. su4'e to.

Tuesday, 2 September 2014

mudlo podderjivaet sob9nina

puwo on:
  • reklamu prorejivaet
  • evakuatorami oruduet
  • velosipestov u4ityvaet
  • metro ne zabyvaet

4to delal predyduwiy, krome mkada i zastroyki goroda domami jeny, mudlo ne znaet. post trebuet wedroy proplaty,

Sunday, 17 August 2014

upyri delayut samogonnye apparaty iz tyubikov dl9 krema

opasno, dorogo i nenadyejno. slomals9 posle 5 litrov spirta. na foto xolodilnik rektifikacionnoy kolonny da4nik (http://pragma-opt.ru/index.php?route=product/product&path=60&product_id=120)

Friday, 8 August 2014

weremet'evo blije

vywedwie iz metro lyudi na stancii aeroport, a ne na re4nom vokzale, vsegda podstraxovany takserami